I'm currently reading The Single Girl's To Do List by Lindsey Kelk in which the main character gets dumped so makes a list of things to do while single. So far she has *spoilers* chopped her hair off, dyed it red and stalked her first crush on Facebook.
While I, thankfully, haven't been dumped, I am currently single and that's unlikely to change anytime soon. So I decided to make my own list similar to that in the book:
1. Learn to hog the whole bed. I tend to sleep curled up on one side of the bed, mostly by choice, occasionally because my dog jumps up. I have this whole bed that I don't have to share with anyone so I may as well make the most of the space!
2. Think about my non-existent wedding. I've never been the girl who has thought about her wedding day as I have never imagined it would happen. However, maybe I'll let myself think a little bit about it- mainly because I won't look a nutter contemplating what I might do with someone I've recently met. Might as well throw honeymoon planning in there too- in fact I'd be more excited about that than a wedding.
3. Leave hair in the bath. Disgusting, I know but if you can't do that when you're single then when can you? Maybe I'll just go weeks without shaving instead...
4. Fart in bed. Again, disgusting but acceptable
5. Eat a meal for 2. Partly because I'm greedy, partly because I don't have to share food.
6. Buy myself something nice. Most people probably spend £150-200 on their significant other's birthday, so I might as well spend it on me.
(Bonus) 7. Meet someone and say that's the man I'm going to marry. I love stories of people who get an instant feeling when they meet someone and go onto marry them. I'm not sure how realistic it is but would love it to happen. Then I'll just have to try and woo them 😳😱😟
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